What.

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrakion, via adriansw0rld)

gcoky:

babyferaligator:

deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words

and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear

(Source: 420dongsquad, via adriansw0rld)

lol-central:

 

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

 

(Source: jewishsanta)

andrewhussiesbosom:

I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

(Source: queerhound, via pizza)

carrottheluvmachine:

tumb1r-victims-unit:

I love how with Disney villains their songs are usually either “glorified soliloquies about their plans” or “trying to make a deal with the protagonist” but Gaston’s song is literally the whole town trying to raise his shattered ego after he got rejected from a marriage proposal given to the one woman in town that would quite obviously turn him down.

No one brings townspeople together for astounding musical acts like Gaston

(via pizza)

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via pizza)

itsvondell:

i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists

(via pizza)

vonmunsterr:

comradewodka:

“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”

i want to do this now.

(Source: onlylolgifs, via foreveralone-lyguy)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via pizza)

urbancatfitters:

sorry i couldn’t make it

i was so busy not being invited

(Source: urbancatfitters, via pizza)

toastystrudels:

story of my academic career

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