What.

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via pizza)

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

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madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via causeitsthegoodlife)

departured:

but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago

(via pizza)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle, via pizza)

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

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teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

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lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

(Source: pinterest.com, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

(Source: peachvenom, via thathilariousasian)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

image

(via pizza)