Too Much Time on Hand

I went to the Yahoo homepage fully expecting to see headlines like “Tumblr is ours!” or “Yahoo + Tumblr 5ever” 
I am torn whether to be disappointed with them for not bragging about it or to be horrified because they may be conducting a social experiment to see how long it takes before we all can’t stand changes they all make.

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via pizza)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

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takeafuckingsh0wer:

NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR

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antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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sadderall:

do you think quesadillas were popular in the 70’s?

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