What.

“Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”
— Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

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comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

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alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

image

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letsdestroyitall:

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

Give me spending money too

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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vvebkin:

facebook on your birthday 

vvebkin:

facebook on your birthday 

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